FOUCKOO IT ALL.....!!!

HOLY FUCKING GOD THERE'S NO WORD IN MY SOPHISTICATED ENGLISH VOCABULARY
CAN I USE TO DESCRIBE THIS BAND'S UNBEARABLE HORRIDNESS.
FOLLOWING THIS BAND'S CHALK-SCREECHING BULLSHIT MAKES ME REALIZE ONE THING:
REGARDLESS OF HOW BAD YOU ARE AS A GRINDCORE ACT,
YOU'LL RIGHTEOUSLY EARN A LEGENDARY "CULT" STATUS IF YOU SURVIVE
FOR LONGER THAN FIVE YEARS PUBLISHING CRAP THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR HEAD
GETTING PUMMELED IN BY A JACKHAMMER. ALL HAIL POLITICAL GRINDCORE WITH AMBIGUOUSLY
GAY SONG TITLES CONTORTED FROM CURRENT EVENT PARODIES. MAYBE THIS WILL OVERCOMPENSATE
FOR ALL THE CREDITS YOU FAILED TO EARN FROM THE COLLEGES YOU FAGGOTS DROPPED OUT FROM?

ALSO, LET ME TAKE SOME TIME TO APPRECIATE THE IRONY OF THE ALBUM NAME HERE.
HONKEY REDUCTION? HAHA HOLY FUCK, MY ACHING ANUS.
I STILL WON'T LISTEN TO YOUR FUCKING ALBUM EVEN IF IT WAS THE LAST ARTIFACT IN THE WORLD
THAT PRESERVE YOUR FUCKING SHAMEFUL WHITE HERITAGE, YOU HICKY-DICKY INBREDS.
OH LOOK, HERE COMES THE THIRTY-SECOND-GRINDCORE-SONGS TRENDWAGON!
GO HOP ON IT AND JOIN THE FESTIVE ORGY WHILE I COMPOSE A SONG IN TRIBUTE
TO YOU MOTHERFUCKING HERMAPHRODITES CALLED "REPRESSED MIDSUMMER NIGHTS OF GROUP
MOLESTATION LEADS TO A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF STRESS AND A CHILD WITH RECESSIVE GENES
WHICH ULTIMATELY RESULTED IN AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED". I THINK THE SONG TITLE ITSELF IS
AT LEAST TWICE LONGER THAN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING ALBUM.

BUT NOW IMMA DAMN FUCKING VACUUM...!!!
SHIT...!!!

FUCK OFF THE VOCALIST...!!!!
AND I HOPE HE DIED WITH A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH...!!!
HOLY HALLELUJAH SON OF A BITCH VERY AMEN...!!!!