Kamis, 12 April 2012

Harga dari ke jujuran saya.....siapa yang tahu?

Aku tidak main – main dengan kalimat
Aku tidak main – main dengan kalimat
Aku lepas dari bait
Aku lepas dari sajak
Aku sejajar Elang
Sejajar elang di siang nanar terbang
Tidak
Aku lepas dari elang
Aku lepas dari wujud binatang
Aku sejajar hujan
Aku sejajar hujan paling diharapkan di tengah persawahan
Tidak
Aku lepas dari hujan
Aku lepas dari pergantian cuaca
Aku sejajar malam
Aku sejajar malam paling khidmat
Tidak
Aku lepas dari malam
Aku lepas dari pergantian hari dan pergerakan matahari
Aku sejajar pahala
Aku sejajar pahala paling mulia di sisi Tuhan yang maha kuasa
Tidak
Aku lepas dari pahala
Aku lepas dari kemuliaan atas pahala dan kehinaan dosa
Aku sebatas rasa
Yang dirasa Adam dan Hawa

Jatuh cinta ini biasa saja.....

jangan bandingkan kesederhanaan cintaku dengan kompleksnya dandananmu
aku tidak memagari cinta ini dengan kawat gigi
aku tidak memotretnya dengan kamera mahal
jangan bandingkan dengan high heels di kakimu
cinta ini tidak punya penyangga apa - apa
cuma cinta biasa yang bisa kau temui di pinggir jalan raya
atau terbawa semilir angin ke ramainya pasar

tidak seperti wajahmu

cinta ini tidak dilapisi bedak satu senti pun
lubang - lubangnya mengangakan ketidaksempurnaan
kusam lusuhnya menyajikan lelah dan penat
jangan bayangkan cinta ini akan membuat aku jadi lebih indah sebagaimana celana pendek dan baju longgarmu itu mengekspos paha dan payudara
ini cuma cinta biasa seperti cinta anak smp pada teman sekelasnya


aku tidak bilang ini cinta sejati
tapi bisa saja ini abadi

wanita sepertimu banyak kutemui di kota ini
tidak ada yang istimewa dari semua yang kau lakukan
kalian semua sama,

tapi aku memandangmu seperti bintang - bintang di langit malam
yang datang hanya ketika gelap
yang kupercayai tetap ada di balik terang saat siang menerang

aku kagum betapa dalam kepalsuan yang membungkusmu masih tersisa harum pagi hari
aku iri betapa dalam racun yang kau tenggak dari abad yang mati, kau masih bisa berdiri tegak dengan senyum tipis sore hari

sedang aku
dan cintaku yang biasa saja ini
terasing dalam keluarbiasaan jaman,
yang mematut - matut keindahanmu didepan cermin kemunafikan
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Minggu, 08 April 2012

Kepribadian manusia dilihat dari status Facebook

Kepribadian manusia dilihat dari status Facebook!!!


1. Manusia Super Update
Kapanpun dan dimanapun selalu update status. Statusnya tidak terlalu panjang tapi terlihat bikin risih, karena hal-hal yang tidak terlalu penting juga dipublikasikan.
Contoh: "Lagi makan di restoran A..", "Dalam perjalanan menuju neraka..", "Saatnya baca koran..", dan sebagainya.

2. Manusia Melankolis
Biasanya selalu curhat di status. Entah karena ingin banyak diberi komentar dari teman-temannya atau hanya sekedar menuangkan unek-uneknya ke facebook. Biasanya orang tipe ini menceritakan kisahnya dan terkadang menanyakan solusi yang terbaik kepada yang lain.
Contoh: "Kamu sakitin aku..lebih baik aku cari yang lain..", "Cuma kamu yang terbaik buat aku..terima kasih kamu sudah sayang ama aku selama ini..".

3. Manusia Tukang Ngeluh
Pagi, siang, malem, semuanya selalu ada aja yang dikeluhkan.
Contoh: "Jakarta maceeet..!! Panas pula..", "Aaaargh ujan, padahal baru nyuci mobil..sialan. .!!", "Males ngapa2in.. cape hatigara2 si do' i..", dsb...

4. Manusia Sombong
Mungkin beberapa dari mereka nggak berniat menyombongkan diri, tapi terkadang orang yang melihatnya, yang notabene tidak bisa seberuntung dia, merasa kalo statusnya itu kelewat sombong, dan malah bikin sebel.
Contoh: "Otw ke Paris ..!!", "BMW ku sayang, saatnya kamu mandi..aku mandiin ya sayang..",�0‡0�0„2 "Duh, murah-murah banget belanja di Singapur, bow,"

5. Manusia Puitis
Dari judulnya sudah jelas. Statusnya selalu diisi dengan kata-kata mutiara, tapi nggak jelas apa maksudnya. Bikin kita terharu? Bikin kita sadar atas pesan tersembunyinya? atau cuma sekedar memancing komentar? Sampai saat ini, tipe orang seperti ini masih dipertanyakan.
Contoh: "Kita masing-masing adalah malaikat bersayap satu. Dan hanya bisa terbang bila saling berpelukan", "Mencintai dan dicintai adalah seperti merasakan sinar matahari dari kedua sisi", "Jika kau hidup sampai seratus tahun, aku ingin hidup seratus tahun kurang sehari, agar aku tidak pernah hidup tanpamu".

6. Manusia in English
Tipe manusianya bisa seperti apa saja, apakah melankolis, puitis, sombong dan sebagainya. Tapi dia berusaha lebih keren dengan mengatakannya dalam bahasa Inggwis Gicyu Low...
Contoh: "Tie and Chair..", "I can tooth, you Pink sun.." dsb...

7. Manusia Lebay
Updatenya selalu bertema 'gaul' dengan menggunakan bahasa dewa.. ejaan yang dilebaykan.
Contoh: "met moulnin all.. pagiiieh yg cewrah... xixiixi" 

8. Manusia Terobsesi
Mengharap tapi nggak kesampaian.. pengen jadi artis nggak dapat-dapat.
Contoh: "duwh... sesi pemotretan lagi! cape..."

9. Manusia Sok Tahu
Sotoy tenarnya. Padahal dia sendiri tidak tahu apa yang ditulisnya.
Contoh: "Pemerintah selalu memanjakan rakyatnya.. bla..bla...bla,"

10. Bioskop Mania
Update film yang abis ditonton dan kasih comment.
Contoh: "ICE AGE 3..Recomended! !", "Transformers 2 mantab euy.."

11. Manusia pedagang
Contoh: "jual sepatu bla bla bla"

12. Manusia penyuluh masyarakat
Contoh: "jangan lupa dateng ke TPS, 5 menit utk 5 tahun bla..bla"

13. Manusia Alay
Ada berbagai macam versi, dari tulisannya yang aneh, atau tulisannya biasa aja, hanya saja kosakatanya nggak lazim seperti bahasa alien.
Contoh:
Alay 1 : "DucH Gw4 5aYan9 b6t s4ma Lo..7aNgaN tin69aL!n akYu ya B3!bh..!!"
Alay 2 : "km mugh kog gag pernach ngabwarin aq lagee seech? kmuw maseeh saiangs sama aq gag seech sebenernywa? "
Alay 3 : "Ouh mY 9oD..!! kYknY4w c gW k3ReNz 48ee5h d3ch..!!"
(Khusus buat tipe ini, ga usah dibaca juga gpp..saya pribadi juga mikir dulu buat nulis ini, walaupun jadinya kurang mirip sama yg aslinya..)

14. Tipe Hidden Message
Tipe ini biasanya tidak to the point, tapi tentunya punya niat biar orang yang dituju membacanya. (bagus kalo baca..kalo ngga? kelamaan nunggu) padahal kan bisa langsung aja sms ya..
Contoh: "For you my M***, I can' t live without you..you are my bla bla bla..",
"Heh, cewe bajingan..ngapain lo deket2in co gw?! kyk ga laku aja lo.." <<< (padahal ce tersebut tidak ada dalam jaringannya.. mana bisa baca...)

15. Tipe Misterius
Tipe yang biasanya bikin banyak orang bertanya-tanya atas apa maksud dari status orang tersebut. Biasanya dalam suatu kalimat membutuhkan Subjek + Predikat + Objek + Keterangan. Tapi orang tipe ini mungkin hanya mengambil beberapa atau malah hanya 1 saja. Dan pastinya mengundang kontroversi.
Contoh: "Sudahlah.." , "Telah berakhir.." <<< (apanya??), "Termenung.." <<< (so what gitu, loh), "Mencoba bertahan..", dsb...

kita" termasuk yang mana ya?? 


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Selasa, 18 Agustus 2009

King Vortigern Vorteneu (c.AD 370-459) (Wvbelsh: Gwrtheyrn; Latin: Wurtigernus; English: Vortigern)

Vortigern the Very Thin (or more properly Gwrtheyrn Gwrtheneu) appears to have been the son of a certain Gwidol, probably a man of some importance from the Gloucester area if his supposed ancestry it to be believed. However, the lands of Vortigern's sons indicate that, while his power-base eventually stretched across Gwent, Powys, Buellt and Gwrtheyrnion (in north-west Radnorshire), the latter area, being named after him, may show his original homeland.

According to the inscription on the famous 'Pillar of Eliseg', Vortigern married a daughter of the Emperor Magnus Maximus named Severa and it was probably this imperial link which enabled him to take control of Britain as some kind of high-king, probably around AD 425. The unreliable Geoffrey of Monmouth first tells the story, but we have no way of knowing whether there is any truth in it. When the High-King Constantine was murdered by Pictish assassins, Vortigern urged that the late king's eldest son, Constans, be raised to the throne, despite the fact that he was a monk. Vortigern became the young boy's chief advisor, but this was not enough for him and he soon plotted Constans' death. Vortigern then seized the Crown, while Constans' younger brothers, Aurelius Ambrosius (the historical Ambrosius Aurelianus) and Uther fled to Brittany.

However, Vortigern had not chosen a good time to take on the governance of Britain, for, as the earlier Nennius, put it, "during his rule in Britain he was under pressure, from fear of the Picts and the Irish ... and, not least, from dread of Ambrosius." The latter did not return until 437 when he fought a man named Guidolin (alias Vitalinus) at the Battle of Wallop. He was probably a relative of Vortigern whose grandfather bore the same name. Ambrosius was victorious and was "given all the kingdoms of the western side of Britain" to keep him quiet. The raids from the Picts over Hadrian's Wall and the Irish on the west coast grew in frequency throughout Vortigern's reign. Surprisingly, Nennius did not mention the still more famous Germanic peoples raiding the east and south coast. However, he does add details of subsequent events, based on Bede and, ultimately, Gildas (who however only refers to the 'Superbus Tyrannus' not Vortigern). By around 440, the organised defence of the nation had more or less completely collapsed. Vortigern, however, came up with a cunning plan to thwart the invaders. He decided to set a thief to catch a thief by employing a Jutish and/or Anglian element of the Germanic enemy as mercenaries in particular to repel the Picts and their fellow Northern Europeans. In return, they were given land. According to Geoffrey, this was in Lincolnshire around Caer-Correi (Caistor). While employing such foederati was a well used Roman practice, it was one which was to go horribly wrong for Vortigern and gain him a reputation as the man who handed Britain to the Anglo-Saxons on a plate.

In 447 St. Germanus of Auxerre visited Britain for a second time, accompanied by Bishop Severus of Trier. His motives appear to have been both religious and secular. Nennius tells how a holyman called Germanus encountered Irish pirates in both Powys and Cheshire and also visited the Royal court of King Vortigern. This may have been at Caer-Guricon (Wroxeter in Shropshire), in the middle of Vortigern's power-base, where the 'palace' of a rich and powerful 5th century lord has been excavated. Germanus accused Vortigern of fathering a child by his own daughter. Such a story may have been invented to further blacken Vortigern's name, while the Germanus in question may have the Breton St. Garmon who was active in adjoining North Wales rather than the Bishop of Auxerre.

Duplication of dates makes the exact path of events difficult to disentangle. However, it may be that further foreign invasions obliged Vortigern to once more to ask for Anglo-Jutish help around 451. The exiled Jutish leaders, Hengest and Horsa, and their men arrived in Ceint (Kent) and were welcomed by the King of Britain. He agreed to clothe and house them in return for their mercenary services. Eventually, however, Vortigern was unable to uphold his side of the bargain, so the Jutes sent for reinforcements to prevent their expulsion. Plying Vortigern with drink, they persuaded him to hand over the Kingdom of Ceint (Kent) to them in return for the hand of Hengest's beautiful young daughter, Rhonwen. At the same time, her brother, Octha, was sent north to settle the region and hold back the Picts.

Despite the initial success of Vortigern's foederatus employment policy, the secession of Ceint (Kent) was not a popular move, especially with its former king. In 455, Vortigern's sons, Vortimer and Cadeyrn, rebelled against him. They raised an army and fought Hengest at the disastrous Battle of Derguentid (Crayford) after which Hengest's men chased the British army back to London. Vortimer was subsequently poisoned by his step-mother. The following year, the less decisive Battle of Rithergabail (Aylesford) appears to have been a British victory, though Cadeyrn was unfortunately killed in the fighting. Eventually a peace conference was called at Amesbury Abbey (or nearby Stonehenge) in Wiltshire; but the Anglo-Jutes unexpectedly pulled knives from their shoes and massacred the whole British contingent save for Vortigern himself. The king was ransomed in return for control of Essex, Middlesex and Sussex. This event was to become known as the 'Night of the Long Knives'. (EARLY BRITISH KINGDOM)

Senin, 17 Agustus 2009

Metal Music


DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

It’s all Only Inside Your Mind Kid,
Don't let Your Minds Blow Away Your Life
Don't Let This Fucking Live Destroy You..
Just let it roll and Flow As what it should be
The Truth was too hard to believe, but that’s a live
You Breathe, you move then you live...
There’s no Confusion without Resolution, everything’s have their own destiny. Life is only a choice and it’s all up to you. which one will you choose, Black or white, Good or bad, fight or Die... you may keep it all inside but don’t you ever let it kill you, just bury it and let it go away out of you.
and the only thing you have to do is, you have to believed that you can make it up and sure that everything’s gonna be alright.......!!!!!

:)

FOUCKOO IT ALL.....!!!


HOLY FUCKING GOD THERE'S NO WORD IN MY SOPHISTICATED ENGLISH VOCABULARY
CAN I USE TO DESCRIBE THIS BAND'S UNBEARABLE HORRIDNESS.
FOLLOWING THIS BAND'S CHALK-SCREECHING BULLSHIT MAKES ME REALIZE ONE THING:
REGARDLESS OF HOW BAD YOU ARE AS A GRINDCORE ACT,
YOU'LL RIGHTEOUSLY EARN A LEGENDARY "CULT" STATUS IF YOU SURVIVE
FOR LONGER THAN FIVE YEARS PUBLISHING CRAP THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR HEAD
GETTING PUMMELED IN BY A JACKHAMMER. ALL HAIL POLITICAL GRINDCORE WITH AMBIGUOUSLY
GAY SONG TITLES CONTORTED FROM CURRENT EVENT PARODIES. MAYBE THIS WILL OVERCOMPENSATE
FOR ALL THE CREDITS YOU FAILED TO EARN FROM THE COLLEGES YOU FAGGOTS DROPPED OUT FROM?

ALSO, LET ME TAKE SOME TIME TO APPRECIATE THE IRONY OF THE ALBUM NAME HERE.
HONKEY REDUCTION? HAHA HOLY FUCK, MY ACHING ANUS.
I STILL WON'T LISTEN TO YOUR FUCKING ALBUM EVEN IF IT WAS THE LAST ARTIFACT IN THE WORLD
THAT PRESERVE YOUR FUCKING SHAMEFUL WHITE HERITAGE, YOU HICKY-DICKY INBREDS.
OH LOOK, HERE COMES THE THIRTY-SECOND-GRINDCORE-SONGS TRENDWAGON!
GO HOP ON IT AND JOIN THE FESTIVE ORGY WHILE I COMPOSE A SONG IN TRIBUTE
TO YOU MOTHERFUCKING HERMAPHRODITES CALLED "REPRESSED MIDSUMMER NIGHTS OF GROUP
MOLESTATION LEADS TO A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF STRESS AND A CHILD WITH RECESSIVE GENES
WHICH ULTIMATELY RESULTED IN AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED". I THINK THE SONG TITLE ITSELF IS
AT LEAST TWICE LONGER THAN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING ALBUM.

BUT NOW IMMA DAMN FUCKING VACUUM...!!!
SHIT...!!!

FUCK OFF THE VOCALIST...!!!!
AND I HOPE HE DIED WITH A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH...!!!
HOLY HALLELUJAH SON OF A BITCH VERY AMEN...!!!!